the future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.

post by casey

first. Can you believe that these 2 clowns will be in the same class...the year 2020, they'll be starting kindergarten together. 

side note: there's going to be a 2020. two-thousand-TWENTY. What the?!??! That's kinda blowing my mind right now...

also. To take this to a grab me a paper bag cause I'm fucking hyperventilating level of disgust: they'll be walking the stage to graduate high school together. Class of 2033.

what a waste, I just puked up all my coffee. Putting on my sunglasses to finish the rest of the post;')

monday is just a mindset, my friends! Let's have a good one:)

SAHM wear

does it frighten you to know that prior to taking this photo, we were all:

"we don't look toooooo shabby today, we should do a Fashion Post!"

i don't have enough time today, to explain the process of looking this gooooodddd - there's more sarcasm in that sentence than extra sugar-butter on my Cinnabon...and that's A.LOT...also, taking any opportunity available to give Cinnabon a SHOUT-OUT. #sponsormylifecinnabon. 

Oops. Blah blah...so with all the zoning out I'll be doing and those trips to the coffee maker and the pop-tarts aren't just gonna put themselves in the toaster!!!;) - I wish I could deny that this is what my day will and is consisting of;), that leaves LITTLE to NO time to step you through my creative fashion process;(

well, heck...while I wait for my 4yr old to finish taking a dump...I'll give you the play-by-play.

wake up, after 5 hours of interrupted sleep, to my 4yr old sitting silently in the corner of my room drinking a glass of milk, staring at me.

START COFFEE IMMEDIATELY.

do the bathroom stuff, where I wash my face/brush my teeth/apply face shit that has yet to improve what that 5hrs of interrupted sleep is doing to my face.

smell pile of clothes laying on the bathroom floor and hesitate too long in deciding (luckily, for anyone I'll be encountering that day) that I'll need to make the trek back upstairs for some 'clean' clothes.

grab skinny black yoga pants.

THE END.

the most difficult part of this entire process is finding a top that's long enough to cover my ass in the skinny black yoga pants;)

and so on with it. The perfect Having-Coffee-With-Your-Sister-On-A-Monday outfit.

Details below:)

courts

maternity tshirt HERE

maternity jeans HERE

flip flops HERE

casey

tank top similar HERE
pants HERE mine were on super sale for less than $40
flip flops HERE


also. CINNABONS.

coffee mornin island

post by Courtney

photo taken Friday, April 22, 2016

next week will be our last full week of enjoying baby snuggles every morning. we'll be taking full advantage. 

I really should make some banana bread tonight (the bananas are now completely brown), but I think I'll just go to bed early with the kids instead ;)

smoothie island

Saturday we skipped lunch and had smoothies instead. They were sooo good the kids ate extra well for supper ;) they definitely weren't the worst, but may need a bit of tweaking to get it just right. Here's the island right smack dab in the middle of smoothies. and unfortunately (or maybe fortunately for you guys!) we didn't follow any recipes... mostly: some of this, some of that, a handful of those, a dollop of anything sweet (no sugar though, oddly enough) and wwwwaaaallllaaaaa "smoothies!"

clarification: no sausages made it into any of the smoothies. you could call those lunch ;)

$2.70. coffee mornin make-over.

it's a lot bit scary how much this $2 tube of chunky lip pencil can make me feel so fannnncy!!!:) - found at the local Dollar Store!!:) For instance: I'm not wearing make-up, those eye bagssss:/, baby vomit on the shoulder...but this red lip almost makes me think that leaving the house in my 'condition' is acceptable. Causeeeeeee LOOK AT NOTHING BUT MY LIPS, worlddddddd!!!!;):):) 

anddddd there's my small/thin top lip. I thought that meant I could just never do red lips. BUT I think more than what size lips you have...it's more about NOT GIVING A SHIT. Just wear the red lips if you wanna wear the red lips;)

good grief...my eye bags are bigger than my upper lip!!!! LOL;)

so this morning, over coffee and panacakes - served up hot by, Courts...thanks, bitch;) - we put on red lips and dyed our hair blue, with Kool-aid:)

moral of this coffee mornin: if red lips and blue hair make you feel pretty. Good. Better than good. Fabulous:)

- casey

coffee mornin island

since lots of our followers love our coffee mornins, we thought a series about my kitchen island would be fun. we spend a lot of time here. uhhhh lot. our best ideas come from this very spot!

not too long ago, my dad built me this beautiful kitchen island because I begged him relentlessly we congregate here all.the.time. and now we do coffee here! 

photo taken Wednesday, January 27

a few things to keep in mind when you see these posts:
unfortunately for you, none of this is staged
we may not be able to explain any of the nonsense
it ain't always puuuurty
one of those halos may or may not have been rotten

#reallifesmiths